I've got the goods for you- but can't upload! Internet really wacky. Have surfed, eaten marine snails, tongue, rib (and watched my friend eat an eyeball taco... really). Waves have been fun- not great, but fun. And empty- which makes fun waves into great waves.
Swam with a whale shark six miles offshore in 80 degree water- sucker towed me around like a piece of toilet paper stuck to your heel. It's all coming- photos of hot flight attendants, wacky Mexican car stuff- all the things you love. Will post when I can. Heading further south in two days. More to come.