Sprinter Van? Please- every lemming's got one. Turbo-diesel, 4x4 Sportmobile... gauche- and so 2002. Ferrari... are you serious?
Here's what I'd roll:
'76 Dodge Tradesman. Midnight black with electric blue pinstriping. Fender flares and mags.
Bubbled out tear drop window, custom roof rack, sunroof and best of all....
GET DOWN TONITE! Matching custom, one-off, airbrush on both sides with matching wheel cover spray (see first photo). Tell me there's an 8-track in that baby with a bed and shag carpet. And I bet there's even room in there for my 9'4". Other rides may have the flash but this cat's got SOUL... And what do you want to bet the owner's a goofy foot....yeah. GET DOWN TONITE!
I think Ill stick to my lemming!!
Come on Brewer- you know you want one of these babies!
Eight miles per gallon, giant engine hump right next to your right thigh (hope it doesn't throw a rod and pierce your femoral artery) shaking your leg to sleep and heating up the cab like a giant oven mitt wrapped around a hot stone.
Tell you what, I'll bite the bullet and trade you for the one I've got sitting on the cinder blocks on the side yard- we only used it as a chicken coop for one summer... and the big skull suicide knob on the steering wheel comes with it. Shoot- I'll even throw in a Jethro Tull tape... deal?
Check out Vannin.com if you post the pictures in the Van Sighting section you may find the owner of this van.
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