Uh Oh.. now I'm in the PIG PEN.

So I'm out watering my lawn when the phone rings:
Me: "Ye... low" (Actually, I wish I could answer a phone all cool Steve McQueen style like that- my actual greeting... all business: "This is John Ashley", I'm not even Burt Reynolds status with that am I?).
On the phone: "Hey John this is Stu, where are you?"
Me: "I'm watering the front lawn (I know, I know- things are just too exciting over here at p.net world headquarters, right?)"
Stu: "I've got something for you... I'll be there in three minutes"
Me: "Okay (I told you, I'm a master conversationalist aren't I?)"

Check out what got left behind on the lawn: 

Nope, it's not a new stando. This is one of Stu's Flying Pigs- but this one is upsized, supersized, jumbotronned... whatever. You might call this version, Boss Hog or Papa Pig because it's big, thick and nasty. And, yes- it's got two holes in the deck that go straight through to a channel in the bottom, no stringer and was made from a left over cube of styrofoam- that little pig is definitely a porcine bad ass.

Stick around, I'm surfing it tomorrow morning- I'll keep you posted.